Random shit that pops into my mind for no good reason while I’m doing my daily exercise walk

Every day, I go for my exercise walk outside, rain or shine. I put on my headphones, listen to great music, and walk to the beat. I’ve found that I brainstorm some of my best ideas for new projects or stories while I’m walking.

I’ve also found that some really crazy-ass, random thoughts will pop into my mind for no good reason, and I’ve started writing them down, just for fun.

Every so often, I’ll share these thoughts here because… well, why not?

A sample of the random shit that pops into my mind for no good reason while I’m doing my daily exercise walk:

“What’s it like to be dead?

I know that lots of people have died and been revived, then gushed about how beautiful death is and how sad they were to have to come back to life on earth.

But how about all the ones who didn’t come back? Is it possible that, during their journey through the tunnel, they kicked and screamed and told God to go find some other sucker? Might they have been screaming things like, “Blimey! Why didn’t I just eat that effing piece of cheesecake the other night! Like it matters up here what my ass looks like!” or
“It bloody well figures. Now I’ll never get to buy a Prada bag or Miu Miu heels! I penny pinched and plucked, and now my kid will be livin’ large—thanks to el cheapo!” or
“Shit! Did I turn off the stove this morning?”

And then again—just in case the powers that be are reading my mind right now—I take it back. I don’t really want to know the answer after all. I’d like to just forget about it and put my focus back on Diana Ross & The Supremes, OK?”

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8 Comments

  1. April 21, 2017 at 4:12 am

    Ah, the eternal rest (sitting here since 3 a.m. with insomnia I am)! 😀

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  2. April 16, 2017 at 3:53 am

    Gosh – you’re crazy 😜

    Liked by 1 person

  3. April 11, 2017 at 8:28 pm

    I say I had an almost near near death experience. I didn’t make it to the destination, but i (small I indicates I was almost gone) really didn’t want to come back. Two United Airlines stewardesses dragged me out of the tunnel before I got there!

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  4. TheViewFromHere said,

    April 11, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    I think I’d be like FINALLY… I get to do some R and R…no taxes, no grocery shopping, no cooking and cleaning, no worrying about stuff…

    Liked by 1 person


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